Thaiel's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Sentry Knight]

i never finished a game in a while because i got bored. i finished this one.
AWESOME GAME
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-the boss was great. Kind of easy, but that last revival scared me a bit.
Lower th strength of that poison you get at level 1. Too OP

[Hodge/Podge Transformer]

Didn't play it all (too lazy today)
I just think it's a great game. You can decrease or increase or mute sound. Just amazing (hard to find)
I love the dialogs, unfortunately i'm not a native speaker so philosophic language escapes my understanding.
Great game, and the music is scary as hell.

[Apocalypse: Survive it]

- No graphics (DONE)
yep
- Fake Sequel (Kinda)
of what? i could only think of doom for som reason
- Remake a movie/something else (Kinda)
No idea

- Making a game in a genre I hate (DONE)
I think anyone would hate this kind of game XD
- Limited Color Palette (DONE)
And shit man it was done

- Breaking the 4th wall (DONE)
Fourth wall was replaced, dont break it again please
- Binaural Audio (DONE)
so sad i didn't bring my headphones and my speakers are all to my left :(
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The 2 stars it's not becauseyou didn't succeed. And in fact the game was "good" in it's way and i liked it a tiny bit. But i wouldn't play it.
However i'll rate the submission 5 because i can imagine the hard work you put on this.

Kolumbo responds:

Thanks

[Keep Dreaming Joshua]

Great game.Love that i can mute it, because it seems people dont like muting.
A bit TOO dark to see. Jumping is very exact so it's difficult to fall correctly, and sometimes you must be VERY fast (like the fetus part) but then that's the idea of a game: to challenge.
Only that and good luck getting this thing judged!

[[US]SR]

As a game to play: shitty. (That's why such a low rating)
Yet, i see it's and endless game with a deep meaning. But it's still as a message quite dull. Love the graphics. And the music is not anoying, so take that as a compliument because i hate background music

[Jetpack Nemesis]

Too fast, you fly to high, and controls are kind of hard. But otherwise nice job!
bug: i fell of the world using the jetpack (also a problem, gravity is too strong) and i continued using space, until i reached another hole, and i got out again (the whole time i was off screen) Just that.

[Ascent]

controls: good enough.
Kind of difficult to read while moving.
i THINK i went either 600.000 or 60.000 almost.
I know why you put the time.

(Reply if i said it correctly, or correct me if i sad an stupidity)

i thought the time thing was a mistake.
But i see it's not a mistake.
It's impossible to finish. Time represents life time. We all die. And through our lifes, we encounter different ideas that. The christian ideas, the islamic ideas, homeopathy (when it says about of shaking the contents and the littler the concentration the stronger it gets) horoscope, etc.

there ir no end in this game.
It's a satire of our lifes, of how this doctrines, ideologies or ideas slow us down to reach ascention. and time runs out always.
Youtricky bastard. Even though it's not a 5/5 game, you deserve it. BEST
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[Chaos Collapse]

1) Improve how damage is taken. Dying is ridiculy easy.
2) Maybe add a weapon (to go through walls, sometimes you just bash through one and break the building)
3) Dont make buildings go down fast. Make them bigger.
4) Make buildings still. THEN anymovement the character makes makes it vibrate more and more.
6) Make them like a maze. If i go this way, then i can pick this guy. BUT, if i do so it will be more difficult to go up and grab this other one. Make me try different paths.

Solve those six points (and what some more people below said) Add some nitrome-like graphics, and you get one of the best games the front page has seen (seriously, i dont understand how this idea isn't over-used)

[Drop A Beat, Giuseppe!]

This is not a good "game to play" and get enterteined. Its a great artistic one.
Love the idea of literally smashing controls because you suck at the piano.
BUT, found some glitches. When you try to kill yourself, you fly.
Also, you can go to the back of the scenario and not getting hit.
FINALY something that deserves front page

[J-J-Jump]

Game: boring. Good idea, bad ending.
I dont know how it got neither frontpage here nor nitrome.
Graphics: Something is called retro, like Mario Bros, pacman and stuff. This is shit. It's Like something made in paint with huge squares.
Music: The only thing it's worth from here.
You can still improve it, though plain plataformers are boring now a days. Ad something little, like a gun and bullets are little pelets in the way.
Liked the idea of the water rising and feeding on rainbow stuff.